Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,620 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (125/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
I'd like to check myself in
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Clear first 4 levels
Check the credits page!
Clear levels 5-8
Clear levels 9-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Medals Earned: 4/24 (30/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 11/30 (60/455 points)
Get a headache.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Fox!
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
Try out the shades.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
...while we sleep.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Follow me on twitter.
Buy an upgrade.
Follow me on Newgrounds
Like me on Facebook.
Kill the tattler.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
Get Frank to help you.
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Follow Genclops.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.